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a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.
by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011
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ryan walker

A banana lover. Owner of the second largest banana farm in the world. Loves banana milk and trips to the physio.
"I hate bananas!"

"Ryan walker doesn't he loves them, especially in his sleeping bag."
by Dinojimmy68 May 30, 2017
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Let your Fingers do the Walking

After being turned down by her fag, a fag hag thinks to herself "let your fingers do the walking"!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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Walker

A term used by drug dealers in South Dallas that describes a crack head or clucker.
Ray Ray: Say nigga, where that nigga Mike's Trap at ?

J Rock: Over there where all them Walkers cummin from !
by Dat_OakCliff_Boi July 21, 2006
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Walking Taco

A bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. But with nasty taco meat. Later one after eating one you will blow ass extremely bad. Can cause intense burning of the anus
Jim Hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. Tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew ass everywhere.
by ISU Taco February 9, 2010
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Leo walker

Leo walker AKA the hardest in womborne is a social media beefier also has fights with people with broken legs. He's quick tho I’ll give that.
A white van saved “leo walkers life tha day in womborne
by DY3 July 7, 2022
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Johnny Walker's law

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"
by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009
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