Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".
If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the You must be this tall to ride (me)mug. A Normism a word to make yourself laugh
Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
Get the Bonch riding bucklermug. by D__67 July 25, 2020
Get the Fat ridemug. Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015
Get the Log ridemug. When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair
by Choptastic October 18, 2018
Get the Tandem wheelchair ridemug. When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.
Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.
Conversation:
Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?
Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...
by sad reality November 13, 2015
Get the musical ridemug. 