vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)

Your ex is such a vaginal turd!

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

Turd in a punchbowl

An unwanted person a a social event.

It's how my father characterized his reception as a Catholic when visiting my mother's Baptist family in the 40's Southern Illinois. I was a welcome as a "turd in a punchbowl"

by Scott Stelmar August 1, 2025

turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

Turd cutter

A thong

She’s got on a tight looking turd cutter

by AGeisler January 3, 2025