The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake Puss

Scaly came toe with extra long labia minora.

Dude I do not what to deal with that snake puss. Like sleeve of wizard.

by Clayton Bigsby 337 August 2, 2020

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

Snake

To steal

That bitch snaked my leftovers!

by Queenzeevee June 1, 2018

Snake

my ex

My ex is a snake

by Fbdbadfbsvasfbdfbzdf October 22, 2019

Snake

A person who is really annoying and frustrating. Someone who is always lying and trying to be funny. Common snakes are usually called Mitchell, Jonathan or Douglas.

"You're such a snake Jonathan."

by Jonkatron February 26, 2019