T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

bone job

Someone who is attractive, hot, sexy.

“That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”

by Litterature March 6, 2024

Bones

A term used to describe something that is cool or enjoyable, such as an object or an event.

A: "Hey, you gotta try these nachos Michael made."
B: "Oh man, that's bones!"

A: "How was that concert last night?"
B: "Total fuckin' bones dude!"

by Skelebones526 February 3, 2024

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

krusty bone

When ones bones becomes encrusted in anothers cum

That guy became a krusty bone at that party last night

by The man that knows July 30, 2014