Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 15, 2022

Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.

I got muffin mix

by Fuckyobabydaddy May 16, 2022

Muffin

100% adorable and beautiful

She a muffin she beautiful

by Eyobb123 May 18, 2022

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

Muffin clan

--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!

Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim

by carrot_Muffin March 13, 2004

Sus muffin

A person who is suspicious but in a cute way

Mike is my sus muffin

by Mike who’s cheese is hairy November 7, 2021