4 definitions by damonator!!!!!!!

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
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a good friend of mine, me being the almighty and all powerful overlord of the urban dictioanry. i have defined 2 whole words! all mine! suck my kiss! no please... that was an order...
anyway... jem is a monkey that lives up peoples asses, and he aint picky about whos... so watch out...

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jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
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it has a little bit o' everything! Just like in the old country.... like wen u ask for an ice cream u dont be with the bee bobbin and the side fiddlein, you just ask for the everythingtastiful and then the vender sticks a whole lotta crap in a cone and it tastes like shite but we didnt complain because we were grateful! Plus we had to ration because of the war... dont ask which war, i cant quite remember, i think some people couldnt decide wat to have for thanksgiving.... ah well... im sleepy
i just tried one of those everythingtastiful's.... i think ill have vanilla next time
by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004
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noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.
Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!
by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004
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