jake

big dong

wow look at his dong, he must be a jake

by aligatoe August 17, 2019

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Jake

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.

Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)

by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021

Jake

Jake don’t be such a cunt

always jakes fault when something goes wrong

by T3apot November 23, 2019

jake

a cutie bum if you will. definitely plays his pc lower to the ground.

that guy jake is too good at pc games

by greenroommm November 23, 2021

jake

to spank your monkey. to jake off.

"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"

by bonerpetite August 5, 2022

Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.

I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed

by Informativity January 26, 2021