Yo man did you check out (any rappers name)*jesper* that dude is a real j pack
or
*rappers name* Jesper was the bom last night that dudes a real j pack
or
*rappers name* Jesper was the bom last night that dudes a real j pack
by CasperAce October 23, 2008

One of the best presidents w have ever had despite all of the hate weve seen on this site. nothing wrong with him being a homophobic
by CHIKNNUGGS1234 April 28, 2021

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."
"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."
-J Money
-J Money
by Chester October 25, 2004

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009

Just the sexiest man alive no biggy, just the thought of his long throbbing cock will give you goosebumps all over your spine and you slowly licking the tip of his dick all the way down to the crack of his ass will make you cum all over his face while he licks it all up ;)) Then slowly going to his toes and sucking them all up while fucking his tight little ass while he slowly grabs your balls ;))
by CrabNobNoStoppingThisStob July 13, 2018

Abbreviation for "baby jiz-rag." The combined human or mythical product of two obnoxious individuals whose faces you'd like to smear with semen.
by Dracula Mandelker October 28, 2007

by the one and onlay July 3, 2003
