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turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.
Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
mugGet the turd sandwichmug.

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.
You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.
by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024
mugGet the Weird Turdmug.

Turd trencher

When you try anal sex with someone who is constipated and you have to trench through the dry turds.
I’m going to have to do some turd trenching to go balls deeps. You can call me turd trencher.
by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018
mugGet the Turd trenchermug.

Turd Whopper

My boss is a turd whopper
by anonymous April 19, 2025
mugGet the Turd Whoppermug.

Chicken Turd

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!
by LArryE June 30, 2021
mugGet the Chicken Turdmug.

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024
mugGet the Japanese turdmug.

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
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