bread smoothie 

Bay area colloquial for beer

Yo Ross pass a bread smoothie this way.

bread smoothie by bread_smoothie May 14, 2015

White smoothie 

Jizz

That bitch Jenn was drinking his white smoothie

White smoothie by Ruthless Roe June 5, 2015

gucci smooth 

A state of relaxation or calmness. Primarily used by the Arabic Collective.

"That kush got me feeling Gucci Smooth."

"Hey buddy. You Gucci smooth?"

gucci smooth by 117 Red Door October 18, 2015

Oreo Smoothie 

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy

Jenny just made me an oreo smoothie, I can't believe how delicious it is!

Oreo Smoothie by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016

Planet smoothie 

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!

I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie

Planet smoothie by Epictailz January 25, 2017

night smoothie 

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.

Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.

night smoothie by Dixnballs March 15, 2017

Carrot smoothie 

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

Carrot smoothie by pas6969 October 3, 2017