smexual 

1)another word rather than saying sexy or smexy
2)emphasizing how something looks
3)to describe something in a cool way

That guy is so smexual
=)

smexual by Laurenn <3 November 14, 2007

sexually stupid 

A person that can have any level of intellegence in general knowledge but lacks sufficient sexual know how compared to their peers.

John: I gave suzan a double penetration the other night with Dans help ;)
Robbie: Whats a double penetration?
John: Are you sexually stupid? Go ask mummy.

sexually stupid by meh3515 May 11, 2010

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt 

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013

I sexually identify as a submarine 

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

I sexually identify as a submarine by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

Kitchenware sexuality 

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

Kitchenware sexuality by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

sexaliciousness 

sexy; showing sexual characteristics

Now, thats sexalisciosness right there!

sexaliciousness by YEAH BABY January 2, 2004

Sexulent

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is as sexually attractive as chocolate is sweet. Used more commonly in formal settings between close friends.

"That female next to the bar is the most sexulent girl in here tonight..."

Sexulent by McNeal Monster January 27, 2009