Silent 4am Ninja

is a term used to define the person who wakes up hungry at dawn, he tries his best not to make any noise to wake up his relatives, but most of the time he fails miserably

You're mom hate you for being a Silent 4am Ninja

by MinecraftFan123 October 9, 2021

Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

Ninja

Definitely the master of flossing and not a Japanese elite mercenary

"Look! that ninja is flossing! He must be so cool!" - a quote by a 10 year old

by Hash00 February 15, 2021

Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.

I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.

by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013