Definitions by Smrtblue

Kangaroo cramp 

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

Kangaroo cramp by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

Logistical ninja 

One who owns at making shit happen!

Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!

Logistical ninja by Smrtblue December 6, 2017