Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart

Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.

by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022

Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute

Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute

by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Reverse Donkey Style 360

When you’re hitting it From the back, pull out and pull a 360 cumshot on her back.

Chad: Dude last was crazy!
Erik: how?
Chad: I just pulled a reverse donkey style 360!

by General_lee01d April 27, 2021

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019