Lewis black 

The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.

"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.

If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.

Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!

Lewis black by Mustache Man March 5, 2005

Black Heart 

The son of the Devil, and one of the main enemies of Ghost Rider.

When Black Heart tried to bring Hell on Earth, it was up to Johnny Blaze to stop him.

Black Heart by Danny Duignan on Facebook February 18, 2008

Black Eyed Peas 

1) n. What company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.

Hmm... how will we apeal to today's young African-American market without losing caucasian customers... I know! We'll get the BEP! There's a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!

Black Eyed Peas by Mr. Stabby March 17, 2005

black girlfriend 

1) An affectionate and playful term white boys use for the black girls they date. Frequently used with "hot" and to suggest a particular fondness for black women.

2) Something a lot of white guys wish they had, but only a few of us will admit it.

1) Marty: Chantelle, we've gone out a few times now, and I really think we have something here...will you be my hot black girlfriend?
Chantelle: Of course I will! Now come over here and show me what ya got, white boy.

2) White women are crazy. I need to find a black girlfriend.

black girlfriend by Justice Walker April 26, 2008

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

kodak black 

A real ass jitt from the projects

Hollup, ain't you Kodak Black?!

kodak black by yung turtle January 21, 2016

black sabbath 

1. A popular band from the sixties to the eighties, sporting dozens of major hits, and a new sound. Sometimes considered the important first metal band ever.
2. The sabbath upon which sorcerers practice magic to the fullest extent, in cults.
magick, (also see 'Witches Sabbath', or 'Black Mass.')
music, (also see 'War Pigs', 'Electric Sleep', 'Electric Funeral', and 'Supernaut'.

1. "Iron Man is the best damn song ever... Black Sabbath Rules!"
2. "Hey, are you bringing the goat heads or the meathooks for the Black Sabbath ritual?"
2. (b) "Hey, did you see that the occultshop has a "Black Sabbath Bargian? 45% off all crystal skulls and grimoires!"

black sabbath by Tom Warwick October 4, 2007