ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by Numnum√ May 8, 2018

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

ur F R E S H boi Shinee

A dank F R E S H boi who got all the memes. Ur boi shinee can be seen playing cs:go and wrecking all dem nubs. Gets all the girls with his billion dollar supply pf robux inside the popular game roblox. His mom is Britney spears and can not be beaten at anything. He has the dankest jordans and yeezees and you do not compare to him in anyway
(especially at being F R E S H)

"Damm boi, ur to F R E SH with dem new yeezees" "No you can never be to F R E S H zesty midget"

( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

by UR BOI SHINEE TO F R E S H November 27, 2017