cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

George Washington Cake

A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."

If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.

by Get out of Dodge February 12, 2010

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

patty cake with no hands

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.

"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."

by OfficialWebster'sDictionary July 8, 2014

baby cakes

a baby "personal part"

his son's baby cake was bigger than his!!!

by yea May 26, 2003

Wait, it's all cake?

Always has been.

Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."

by SpotyTheCheetah August 4, 2020

Sweet Griddle cakes

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

by Miles J June 22, 2004