Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017

ugly monster

A big penis or a cock

My ugly monster is gonna rip your throat!!

by 4744jay October 30, 2017

bulgolgi monster

A secret monster that lives in the shadows and claps Robert Juarez's cheeks on the daily.

John: Whats wrong with Robert Today?
Adrian: I think he might have run into the Bulgolgi Monster last night.

by Biggoygoy April 20, 2018

Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.

Girl you got a Eddie monster.

by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018