:a what a fucke?!

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

getting fucked up

To get twisted, puzzled, blazed. To drink, to smoke, to pop pills and just get shit goin.

Tonight, we're getting fucked up.

by Martdogg February 10, 2008

IB fucked

To be utterly screwed by the IB program.

"IB fucked with this TOK assignment"

"IB fucked by the end of this term"

by shar b April 10, 2012

fuckaroni

Like saying fuck but better. Said in a situation of extreme emotion. Has nothing to do with macaroni.

person 1: heyy i broke ur phone.
person 2: fuckaroni!

by kc wasabi February 8, 2010

Fuckery Pedal

When drama-driven dumb asses drum up the bullshit at high levels often causing the most common of occurrences to be uncomfortable for all involved.

Everyone gave Eric a side-eye look at the event when he started lead-footing the fuckery pedal when he saw his ex.

by Katica* October 5, 2010

fuckerette

a fucker with a pair of boobs and a vagina. fucker meaning someone who fucks you, pisses you off, you love, or you just feel like calling them that.

grampa: "hey little johnny why dont you invite fucker over for dinner?"
little johnny: "youre stupid grampa...she has boobs so shes a fuckerette!"
grampa: "ah touché"

by gmangotswagga February 15, 2009

fuckery

Deception, deceptive behavior

What fuckery is this?

She's not telling the truth. I sense fuckery.

by The Observationist June 12, 2011