Cheese Dispensor

A condition in which a males penis is so sensitive he ejaculates upon contact with any surface.

Did you hear about the guy who has the cheese dispensor?

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

pure cheese

way of expressing distaste to college folk favorite music

*must be in scottish accent*

-“what’s your favourite music”
“anything from the 80s”
“Billie jean”
“guns n roses”
- “that’s pure cheese”

by purple dream January 18, 2023

Cheese Scab

The scabby remanence of cheese that remains after using a toasted sandwich/toastie maker.

Can be used as a way to describe some one who just lurks in the background saying nothing.

'That josh from the office is such a cheese scab!'

by reggaesauce2000 November 9, 2023

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

by DEICER December 15, 2022

American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

cheese nugget

cheese nugget, a nugget of cheese which makes you explosively shart in your grandma's toilet. beware of a cheese nuggets because only people of color can eat them.

Joshua - "is that is cheese nugget?"

Jamal _ "dude only black people can eat that racist."

by BABYCORPSES September 20, 2023