crack vagina

Vagina so good, you get addicted. In severe cases you will ruin your life for it.

She has a crack vagina, I'm going to have to go back again.

by Oof kaboom February 25, 2022

Vagina

Some thing that u will never see or put your penis in

Your a lifeless piece of hsit looking up vagina you dirty cunt

by Gibnny loves books January 3, 2021

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Vagina man

A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.

Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men

by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023

Vagina haver

Derogatory term for female.

Often used by incels or simply out of spite.

Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.

John: >Vagina haver

Opinion discarded.

by schizoposting March 17, 2023

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022

Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 9, 2015