monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

monkey mitt

to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly

overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"

by Chris Bailey December 10, 2003

Pit Monkey

Describes one who lives up north; especially if they come from an old mining town. Monkey being a term for someone who does a repetetive job... for example, a CAD monkey works at a computer all day drwing pictures.

One whose ancestors may have worked down the pits... monkey of the pit... 'Pit Monkey'.

by Polywog May 31, 2007

Stumbling Monkey

A sexual postion/action: Whilst giving a man a blowjob the blowjobber grabs a firm hold of the scrotum and rips off the testicles.

I don't trust that bitch, she might stumbling monkey me.

by C.H.B. July 2, 2008

Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

by zZah May 25, 2003

taint monkey

A male or female who will swing from one set of genetalia to another. They will most likely be hosts to std's. A person of this nature will rummage through any amount of hair to find that one delectable treat.

"He knew she had herpes and still fucked her! What a taint monkey."

by heated October 15, 2006

monkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.

Eric doesn't have a monkey toe, but Nicole does.

by Hook ND January 17, 2009