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The Salty Volcano

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018
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The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.
It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!
by Tray007 August 14, 2018
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Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.
"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"
by Stone Boner September 3, 2018
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Salted/Salty

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries
by Boiat101 January 14, 2019
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The Salty Paul Rudd

When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina
I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight
by Not_jewish21 February 10, 2019
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