I'm Him

A phrase yelled by athletes in celebration after making a game winning shot or a big play. Him is reference to the man, the one, that nigga, the GOAT, whatever someone thinks they are. I'm Him means I'm not you, because you suck. i won SO I'm him and you ain't shit.

"I'm Him, Im that muther fucka!" -Lebron James

by fuckhand February 10, 2024

I'm bored

Well, well, well. Ya so bored you typin' this in Urbandictionary? I understand. If you came here for the meaning of the word, here

I'm bored.

Yes, that's it. You probably already know what it meant and just search it because you are BORED.

Dude, I'm bored today.
What about getting outside and touch grass? Maybe it'll cure your boredom
Hey! That's a good idea.

I'm not bored anymore. I'm even border.
Why?
I'm bored how I keep not getting bored.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 4, 2022

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.

"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*

by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 18, 2023

I'm not competing

I'm not competing for my own life or the proceeds from living it. Make them give the proceeds to me now. I will meet ZERO conditions. This has not aggrieved the people you are doing thus in the name of in a way that distracts from that fact that I am and was right. You need to grow the fuck up.

Hym "I'm not competing and I'm not going to ascent to your values as a precondition to getting the credit I deserve for both being right about the thing I was right about (which is significant) and the contributions I have made to things. Talking about other people is not the problem here. Me not doing the self-improvement is not the problem. You're not 'beating me at my own game.' "

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

I'm such a good friend

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022