I couldn’t give a flying fuck what you say!
by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

Hey yk fly said I was pretty
Isn’t he like 25
Yeah I think so
Aren’t you 17
Yeah
That’s disgusting bro
Isn’t he like 25
Yeah I think so
Aren’t you 17
Yeah
That’s disgusting bro
by Killakock May 21, 2024

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.
by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024

planespotter: there goes the united's flight off across the atlantic...
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
me: oh, it's a flying pencil to make matters better!
by nicholaswastaken April 29, 2024

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

the act of climbing an unexistent wall or walking on an unexistent floor
person 1: hey what are you doing
person 2: I'm flying
person 1: hey what are you doing
person 2: I'm flying
I am flying
by nzuum August 21, 2020
