jew crackers

Lance Toasted cheese and peanubutter crackers. Everything you could need cheese cracker with the peanut butter and really cheap.Good when youve got the munchies and your buddy has some cuz you know there cheap so jew you way into one.

Yo dude lemme get a pack of the jew crackers.

by Samma21Nk December 29, 2007

cracked out

A state of being messed up or very skewed

Wow, that is the most cracked out thing I've ever seen

by EListermann November 14, 2003

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

cracked it

opened the throttle up suddenenly in a race.

a.off the line that bike cracked and he was gone.
b.as soon as i cracked it the tires just lit up.

by joe January 14, 2004

crackberry

this is the term given to ones blackberry when they become addicted to it and use it excessively

Nathans been using that damn crackberry way too much

by tJortE February 27, 2011

Cranker

A big marijuana joint.

"Me and the boys just smoked a cranker."

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016