by cong can vu May 22, 2017
A woman that has had to many men and children.
A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.
A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.
The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.
It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
by Literally Just A Toaster September 02, 2019
basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard
Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
by LargeWillyHaver59 January 19, 2018
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by miranda.panda April 20, 2021
Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 04, 2023