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If I was your vampire

awesome song by the king of his silver wardrobe, misunderstood world of furniture polish and cold velvet, Marilyn Manson. DO NOT FUCKING RELATE IT TO TWILIGHT.
6 AM, christmas morning, no shadows no reflections here, lying cheek to cheek in your cold embrace... LOOK UP If I was Your Vampire by Marilyn Manson on youtube. You won't regret it, I swear.
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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Run Your Jib

To brag.

To speak on and on about something one knows nothing about.
Do not run your jib about your basketball talents, no one cares.
by Cosmok4 March 19, 2010
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get your swell on

When you go to the gym to grunt and lift heavy weights in order to gain muscle size.
Its typical to grunt when you get your swell on at the gym!
by xxSweetsickness August 4, 2010
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wreck your buzz

This is when something interupts your buzz or high. This buzz is normally caused by alcohol or drugs or can be a natural high.
I was having a great time til the cops came and wrecked my buzz.
by AnnieG September 3, 2005
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noot your knob

Did you just noot your knob in that bathroom?
by Pacmule December 16, 2016
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Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012
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Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."
by ninjamonkeydrummer October 16, 2011
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