The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014

by Ledenikar December 26, 2023

by Jobrojob July 16, 2018

Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.
by Melbell2004 October 25, 2019
