The Medicinal Penis

An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .

Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured

Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Communism Penis

A penis, but it's not your, its everyone's

Your penis? No, no, OUR penis. Communism penis, its simple.

by River is God February 25, 2022

Penis Afro

The pubic hair of a male

Dad I’m getting some penis afro

by Im a BOT5059 June 12, 2020

Penis tingle

When your penis gets goose bumps and send shivers in that area Also adding a tingling feel.

David: shit my penis is tingling

Mark: damn you got penis tingles too?

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D August 31, 2015

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022