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nick is on facetime w me right now and thinks he has a huge penis . who knows . anyways . hes very attractive and says hes not even though he knows he is . he also has a very bad opinion on whether a girls attractive or not . HES FINE ASF SO JUST ADMIT IT STUPIDTT
nick is fine .
by nickuisfine November 28, 2019
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Nick Pringle

A small sweaty boy who always has overly clammy hands and is generally disliked for his moist handshakes.
by Hambam42069 February 12, 2024
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Crackhead Nick

A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"

A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."

The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.

A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
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Nick

Oh Nick? The gay one right?
by KerkyKerkylas September 13, 2025
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Nick Ciambrone

Nick Ciambrone: A very, very generous daddy hoe
The big and gay nick Ciambrone sucked it up like a vacuum!
by Thefuckingmonkey November 3, 2023
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Nick

Wow, look at nick, he's shorter than kevin hart.
by anonymous August 30, 2025
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Pulling a Nick

When someone plays hooky from school for a couple days and ends up never coming back. This typically happens when someone fucking hates their school or the people there. It is like the equivalent of calling Lester to go off radar in GTA V.
Hey did you hear Sam wasn't at school the past week? I heard he's not coming back. He must be "Pulling a Nick".
by colgawkgawk November 18, 2021
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