You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

group chat got leaked

When a group chat gets leaked to the public, now the people in the group chat will have to explain the abominations in it. (ex. War crimes, Terrorist messages, etc.)

Person A: Bro the group chat got leaked
Person B: Hell naw man, we goin' to jail.

by diass March 22, 2024

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

I Got Lauered

To get sexually harassed.

I was trying to be professional but I got lauered by that creep in accounting.

by djahmmok November 30, 2017