Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

muffin

a small fluffy loveable female dog

my dog is soft and cuddly, that is why I named her Muffin

by birdthunder March 22, 2022

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.

*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."

by pplatonic February 14, 2022

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

Muffin

Someone who does the dumbest shit imaginable. They also do shit to get on people's nerves.

Your a Muffin!

by JLew2025 November 16, 2020

Muffin

A word that a popular YouTuber called Badboyhalo uses to call someone instead of calling them a curse word. Often used by Bad to call someone a muffin head when Bad is annoyed or upset.

You all are muffin heads!

Skeppy you muffin head.

by An unknown Grape November 19, 2020