Social NetGeek

A Person/Geek that checks only websites for social networking such a Twitter,Facebook,Myspace etc.

P.S Myspace is so old why would you still be using it?

Tom(on iphone): hey, dude i gotta check twitter and facebook, ttyl

Shane:Dude, you are such a Social NetGeek!

by Sea Kittens 11 July 13, 2010

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social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

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The language you use when:
1. being around other people, in order to create a specific persona
2. a specific circumstance takes place in which you can only use certain types of sentences in order to continuing upholding the society's standards

Person (A): I needed to use my social language in order to keep making new friends
Person(A): why didnt use your social language you could have avoided all the drama, you are in now

by silas ahm lemming January 29, 2019

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social lame

this is someone who don't interact with people at all not good or a nerd , dork or geek of that nature but friendless and can be fat and sloppy too. can be male or female. they don't work. don't do nothing but smoke weed or get drink or get high and masturbate to porn or nerf stuff all day long. they tend to try and play video games but not really good at it. so make fun of everyone who does the stuff they can't do . just to throw people off that they can't do it. and even clothes they can't afford. or shoes or sneakers. and bling or jewelry. or nice hair styles. or contact lenses over glasses. lots of stuff like this. most people don't even see them. they order stuff online. masturbating is when you make your self orgasm by your self when normally you and your partner do it for each other at the same time. to save precious time. and make it that much better in pleasure.

a social lame is worst than a outcast but a social lame probably lied on them to make them one anyway.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 15, 2022

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