Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

vagina greed

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 31, 2015

Vagina

The most tropical area, if not shaved.

Teacher: Vagina is like a forest or a tropical area if not shaved
Student: AWSOME!

by Dildo Ninja April 16, 2022

Vagina

A type of food

we eat vagina everyday!

by Papa Shmev September 3, 2021

Vagina

Something you’ll never get

I never tried to beat a vagina before

by williamhicks08 August 18, 2023

Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.

My vagina will be the death of me

by Sad_enough June 25, 2019

Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.

Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010