Tom Dixon

A young bald fellow who bathes with his father

Oh you are a right Tom Dixon, aren’t you

by Let me talk October 8, 2022

Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.

Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.

by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019

Tom

A heroic person who is the hottest and brightest dude in the room, pulling all the bitches.

Oh look, its Tom, I wish it was him.

by megastorperine May 29, 2022

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl

tom cannon is a bunner

by bob farlin November 30, 2013

Tom Reay

The worlds best Hollow Knight and Super Smash Bros Gamer. He would beat TenZ in any videogame.

Damn, I wish I was Tom Reay

by Acheron November 1, 2022

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

by StinkPattern November 29, 2025