Post Officed

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”

“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.

Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.

by Blukat2 November 03, 2023

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 07, 2023

Community licking post

A public sweet spot for spreading germs

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Post Plane Clarity

When Theo and Tan are contemplating about what just happened after both of them stare at airplanes for more than a healthy amount of time, usually in front of other people.

*Person 1*: What are Theo and Tan doing?

*Person 2*: Oh they are having PPC (Post Plane Clarity)

*Person 1*: PPC? Whats that?

*Person 2*: Thats when they contemplate what they did after moaning loudly while looking at planes.

by Tan The Pan Man March 10, 2021

Post-Awareness

A term used to describe the latter half of Everywhere at the end of time by The Caretaker.

Al Bowlly's hit song Heartaches:"Heartaches, heartaches, my loving you they're only heartaches"
Post-Awareness Stages: "Heart, loving, aches heart only you aches"

by qnaeub's left ball January 19, 2024

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach March 17, 2016