dirty humping

Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.

Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."

Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."

by waterlily October 3, 2011

Dirty Markell

A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.

I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now

Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence

by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020

Dirty Bancroft

It is when a somewhat handsome Aussie dresses up as a Mexican Mariachi trumpet player and tricks a female OR male sexual partner into undocumented style ginger root ass play.

Evs gave me one Dirty Bancroft at last year's Comic-Con. My anus still hasn't healed.

by Airith April 2, 2022

dirty kassie

When you suck someones dick so good they fall in love so you have to fake your death

Aspen I’m sorry I haven’t been around I had to pull a dirty kassie

by anonymous October 15, 2020

dirty joaquin

when you stick your dick and cum in a girls nose and take it out and make her lick off her own boogers

oh shit they pulled a dirty joaquin last night inside the horse barn

by joaquin’s slut June 22, 2020

Dirty Edie

A girl that eats Pringles whilst being licked out

‘You know she did the dirty edie all night’

by Imyourbm June 19, 2020

dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020