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The old nine ton slap' la dap 

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
The person who you know.
The person that you fall in love with.
Who you are the whole-hearted to.
The funny one.
The smart one.
The one that could always cheer you up.
Friend 1: *stares into the distance*

Friend 2: Man, she's the one.
Friend 3: Lay off boy! She's MINE.
The one by VictorIsAwesome January 11, 2019

The occc girl 

Matts future wife
I wish to marry the occc girl

the old south east asia excuse 

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.

The OJ Simpson 

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
The OJ Simpson by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

The Orbit 

When you meet a minor over the internet and travel to meet them in real life to have sex.
Damn that 13 year olds cute might do The Orbit
The Orbit by Krewz March 9, 2019