sexuallyactivetoyota

LOVE HER! They are fucking gorgeous, so sweet and amazing! Cousin with Rozieriddle, darcie is the most brilliant girl to have ever existed and rozie should be proud to be in their family. She’s perfect in every bloody way. They also have an amazing playlist and her clothes are 😍

An old man with 8 kids : ugh sexuallyactivetoyota is so ugly.
Me: no. She’s a goddess, go look after your wife and kids and whilst you’re doing handling that go to the bloody opticians and get some glasses.

sexuallyactivetoyota by Rozieriddlestan April 3, 2022

Sexually Somersaulted 

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.

“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”

Sexually Somersaulted by Memelyn September 23, 2022

invaild sexuality 

Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”

person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”

person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“

invaild sexuality by QT_bee0wU February 18, 2021

empty sexuality 

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.

Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships

empty sexuality by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

Starfish Sexuality by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

sequality

A word to be used when you want to know what the quality of someone's sex was. It's a combination of the words sex and quality.

Joe: "Did you sleep with Jessica? What was the sequality?"
David: "It was so amazing, dude! 10/10"

sequality by rxllingthxnder February 12, 2021

Sexcalator 

When we repeat the same pattern in sex every time without considering alternative ways to enjoy the experience.

"You have so many options. It doesn't have to follow the sex escalator. The sexcalator is also a thing. We follow the same escalating steps to the same conclusion and there is no getting off that escalator, there's no going backwards, there's no choosing a different escalator, there's no using the elevator or the stairs if you want. And really, you can." Multiamory podcast, episode 352

Sexcalator by Caracynthia December 30, 2021