1 definition by Lucifer1012

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022
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