by sexyyy July 26, 2005
Get the hardcore sexmug. once i had a really hot classmate named Kate. Kate was really hot, and i was lucky enough to be paired with her in a class project.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
The day before the project we realized that we didn't do anything. Kate said, "come to my house, we can do it there". So i called my parents and told them I was going to Kate's house to do the project.
When we got to Kate's house it was quite, and I asked Kate, "where are your parents?". "they're on a cruise", she said.
"cool, now lets get started", i said.
We sat down at the table and started discussing what we were doing. All of a sudden I felt Kate's hand start to stroke my thigh. I got really hard. she felt this and smiled at me. I relized what she was doing, and i smiled back, and unzipped my pants.
She took hold of my dick and gave me a handjob. I got really hard, and i started fingering her.
then she got up, and rushed to her bedroom, and i followed. when i got there, she was nude, and had her legs spread open. I quickly stripped, and proceeded to fuck her tight pussy. "FASTER, HARDER", she yelled and I obliged. I was about to cum, when i relized something. "were not wearing condoms", i yelped. "oh, I don't mind", she said, "but if it makes you feel better". she pushed me off, and sucked my dick. "between slurps she said, "now you can cum", so i did. then i positioned myself that way she could suck my dick, and i could eat her out, while caressing her boobs.
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
if this sex story didn't get you horny, only actual sex will!
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. 1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.
1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!
2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!
3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!
2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!
3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!
by Guy Diddley April 29, 2006
Get the tree sexmug. A class taken in school to educate one about the bad things that could possibly happen with sex. Popularly known to be a misleading class because it really teachs nothing about sex. Better sex education is found in porn. Also see porn
by blake September 17, 2003
Get the sex edmug. by helmet April 23, 2003
Get the txt sexmug. 1. Someone who is addicted to sex, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
1. "I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night...he has every STD known to man, and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a sex addict."
2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
by Kenari Marks June 28, 2006
Get the sex addictmug.