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pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Pollcat roadkill

When her hairy sausage wallet is so smelly the funk permeates through her panties; the queefs smellier cousin.
I was tossing this girl's salad and her pollcat roadkill almost made me toss my cookies.

Man, this girl I was with last night had a regular pollcat roadkill going on downstairs
by LennyCakes69 February 16, 2019
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savory road

Savory road is the most dangerous street in NE28, if you live here you either are a dealer or grow in your loft.
If you live here you are clearly hard as fuck.
Woah dont mess with him he lives on savory road
by chaza dazza May 11, 2019
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Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?
by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019
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b road

A place where all the real niggas is from
Treesh: You from B road?
Me: Yea why
Treesh: Slap me out
by Rico Dinero April 3, 2019
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dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
by Ohhboii April 17, 2019
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Oaklahoma road middle school

Where all the Christians become hoes and the hoes become scarred. The teachers don't give a shit ab ur future nor does the principal. This school is where sneaking ur phone is more troublesome then punching a kid. No one likes the weird kid and usually has a ghetto group. Where girls want sexuall contact and boys are too pussy to handle. No one even knows what their favorite subject is bc their all trash in some way.
Hey do u got to oaklahoma road middle school?

Yea

Ur mom's a hoe
by Whoeverthrewthatpaper3003 November 23, 2019
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