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Wells Way

The holiest code to live by, break it and the penalty is death, Wells Way: Be Responsible, Be respectful, and be ready to learn
This kid swore, thats not the Wells Way.
by Big_BrainNelson September 9, 2021
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The Way Of The Douche

A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.

Pro Tips:

- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.

If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""

"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."

"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
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A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.
Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"
by bemjanin September 20, 2020
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No way in Winnipeg

The Canadian version of 'no way in hell'. Mainly used outside of Winnipeg.
No way in Winnipeg I'm voting for Trudeau
by SmokingSchmidt May 10, 2023
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That way here too

This phrase is used instead of the term "um"
Although used quite frequently, this should not be a replacement for simply stuttering in a sentence or to dismiss valid claims or during an argument. Usually used in a corporate setting to dismiss colleagues or to vacate responsibility.
The weather outside is warm, that way here too.

Why is corporate making so many changes? That way here too
by The angry employee February 19, 2024
mugGet the That way here toomug.
A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...
It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996
by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019
mugGet the How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out?mug.

way ovadue

A: "dude you look like that ugly anna nicole smith!"
B: "too soon!"
C: "WAY OVADUE!"
by RayRizzleRay September 25, 2010
mugGet the way ovaduemug.

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