blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

blueberry muffins by Xela808 January 28, 2015

Muffinchops

Similar to the famed Muttonchops of the 19th century, Muffinchops are tufts of hair grown thick and long by males as a sign of economic, social, or marital status. The difference between the ancient and modern version is location - Muffinchops appear on the back of the neck instead of the cheeks of the face. So named because of their tendency to curl in two opposing waves like the top of a grilled muffin, they are usually hidden under the longer rear strands of the classic Camaro Mullet so as to identify the bearer only to those who gain intimacy with the subject, usually by admiring his Lynyrd Skynyrd/Def Leppard sleeveless t-shirt or Chevy-emblem wifebeater. Most Muffinchops produce a scent quite similar to that of an un-scrubbed human taint, largely due to similarities in follicle size and absorbency. Widely considered to be a favorable mating characteristic, this is probably the origin of the related terms 'Taint-neck' and 'Spatchback' which outsiders use to identify the common Chopsman in his natural habitat.

While waiting in line at McDonalds at the local truckstop, Edna Mae Sally Jessy Raphael Phillips caught a whiff of Jimbob's pungent Muffinchops and couldn't resist asking him if he had an extra dollar she could borrow to get another Big Mac Value Meal. Twelve years later she has paid him back with eleven children and a beastly gut-flap big enough to conceal a spare track tire for his Camaro.

Muffinchops by Spanky MacKockleberry May 28, 2009

hot muffins 

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

hot muffins by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

Scorch Muffins 

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

Scorch Muffins by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

buttered muffins 

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

buttered muffins by mista pimp December 18, 2009

muffing 

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

muffing by censation December 15, 2010

Freedom Muffins 

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

Freedom Muffins by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010