high on jesus 

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.

Your mom is so high on jesus I can't stand it.

high on jesus by xylena June 22, 2006

Swedish Jesus Taco 

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

Swedish Jesus Taco by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

Zombie Jesus 

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

Zombie Jesus by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010

Give it to Jesus 

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

Give it to Jesus by PPink February 20, 2009

Holy Jesus 

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

Holy Jesus by Desigol October 8, 2006

epic jesus 

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

epic jesus by Epic Jesus November 2, 2007

Dark Jesus 

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

Dark Jesus by One of many disciples July 31, 2019