Dick Knob

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Dick-sick

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.

Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick

by Panda ash October 10, 2014

chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty April 10, 2011

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 25, 2006

dick talk

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.

"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."

by j&mb3 May 12, 2010