by requiem4mydreams March 6, 2025

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023

by Sauce walka June 18, 2024

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.
*gets a text*
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

by Mr.gloompy December 27, 2023

When a person at a party, normally names Julie, makes a mistake and refuses to allow help. Specifically with car parking
by Life at work December 14, 2019
