by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022
by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021
A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 02, 2024
Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
by barack0bama May 27, 2022
Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 28, 2011